I Think Im A Hipster

turrtles:

my boyfriend and I are on a date

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while we’re on a date

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5 ways to get a boyfriend

1. Idk
2. Idk
3. Idk
4. Idk
5. Be a slut

asian:

me: I got shot 4 times

school nurse: lmao just put ice on it

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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